Alyssa Alexander knew something was amiss the moment she slipped a piece of bubblegum in her mouth. Although the package said Pinkberry Patch, BubbleBop Girls' brand new flavor, it had a minty aftertaste that sent tingles down her spine. As she rubbed her arms to keep from freezing, her pearl skin began to glow.
"What's happening to me?" She noticed her unblemished skin. Years ago, when she was just a wee thing, she cut her hand on a glass, leaving behind a one inch scar that she would carry for the rest of her days. But as she passed her fingers over it, the mortal mark rubbed off--as if all she needed was a fine polishing. "No way." She gawked at her perfect skin.
"Miss Alexander, are you chewing gum in class?" said Beatris Blunt, a middle-aged woman with thick brown hair pulled back in a bun.
"Uh...no, ma'am," she replied.
The entire class turned and stared at her, a pair of girls snickering in the far corner.
"Really? Then what's that in your mouth?" The teacher tapped her foot.
"Oh, that. I was just chewing my nails." Alyssa tried her best to hide the gum.
"Those must be some really big nails."
"Yes, ma'am." Although mommy and daddy frowned whenever she talked with food in her mouth--even gum--Alyssa could carry on entire conversations without exposing the contents of her mouth.
"You really have a thing for eating fingernails. Is this part of some bizarre new health craze?" The old maid raised an eyebrow, evoking a fresh round of giggles.
"No, I just chew them whenever I get nervous."
"And what on earth could you possibly be nervous about?" Beatris stepped closer and crossed her arms.
Alyssa shrugged, but no words came out.
"Great heavens, child. What have you done to your hair?" said Ms. Blunt.
"What's wrong with my hair?" Alyssa grabbed a handful and gasped. No longer was it golden brown like her mother's; instead, it was strawberry pink, the very shade of bubblegum that she was trying to hide. As she caught her breath, she accidentally gulped down the minty morsel. "I think I'd better see the nurse."
"Yes...perhaps you should..." The teacher eyed her suspiciously.
Sunday, August 18, 2013
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Baby Blue is Now Available at Amazon!
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| Now Available for Amazon Kindle! |
Simple, delightful and utterly cute, this picture book celebrates the tender years of childhood. Feel the love resonate from the pages!
Over 30 pages in all. Intended for parents and children 2 to 6 years old.
Descriptions of my other books follow the main feature (approximately 5 pages).
Labels:
babies,
baby,
children,
children 2 to 6,
childrens books,
fun,
funny,
humor,
joy,
love,
parenting,
preschool
Friday, August 2, 2013
The Italian Version of If I Were A Robot Has Just Been Published!
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| Now Available at Kobo, Amazon and Teachers Pay Teachers |
Update: Se Fossi Un Robot is now live!
Italian Product Description
Hai mai sognato di diventare un robot? Cosa faresti? E come lo faresti? E piu' importante, cosa creeresti con i tuoi nuovi poteri? Scopri cosa trova un ragazzino quando visita la terra dei sogni e crea la sua visione del futuro. Dall'autore de Il Mio Piccolo Dragone, La Mia Rana Tutta Matta e Il Mio Riparatore E' Un Robot Ninja! Piu' di 40 pagine.
Descrizioni dei miei altri libri per bambini sono incluse alla fine della storia principale (un ulteriore 5 pagine).
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Coming Soon: Who Wants To Be A Robot?
Labels:
children 2 to 6,
childrens books,
fun,
funny,
future,
futuristic,
genius,
humor,
kids,
picture books,
robot,
robots
Monday, July 15, 2013
A Little Book About You is Now FREE on Amazon and Kobo!
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| Now FREE on Amazon and Kobo! |
Take a few moments and read this heart-warming picture book to your child. Featuring over 30 pages of vivid, computer-generated art, there's plenty to keep them interested in addition to the awesome message inside.
There's no better way to tell them that you love them!
Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 8 pages).
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Going Indie: A Change of Heart
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| Download it for FREE! |
After careful consideration (and lack of sleep,
chocolate and oxygen), I decided to make A
Little Book About You free for the month of July.
Now wait a minute. Didn't I say something to
the contrary a few, short months ago? Why the sudden change of heart?
Well, there are several factors that went into my
decision. First, ever since Amazon was granted a patent for a possible (and
likely) second-hand used e-book market, I pondered how it might negatively
impact me as an author. Over the past two years, I've given away tens of thousands
of e-books. Were those about to come back to haunt me? If I suddenly had to
compete against copies of my own work that I had unwittingly given away for
free, I might never sell another again. Why feed my own demise?
Amidst the chaos, a court case involving
Capitol Records and ReDigi surfaced, offering a preview of what's to come. In
the end, a federal judge ruled against ReDigi for redistributing previously
used copies of digital music, and agreed that Capitol Records' copyrights had
indeed been violated. Thus, ReDigi cannot resell perfect digital downloads
without express written permission from the copyright owner(s).
Here are a couple of articles about the ruling:
If ReDigi had prevailed, the results would have
been devastating. I truly believe that the very fabric of the digital market
would have collapsed, and artists might be forced to focus on physical copies
of their work in hopes of getting whatever they can from them. After all, why
purchase a digital copy at full price when you can wait a week and buy a
"used" one instead? If such a market were allowed to exist,
publishers and therefore authors wouldn't be able to earn a decent wage off
their endeavors. Worse yet, second-hand markets don't imply that a single penny
goes back to the creator. Quite the contrary.
As long as publishers keep prices reasonable
for the consumer, the motive for such a market evaporates (a point championed
by J.A. Konrath). Besides, it’s our
duty not to gouge the consumer for ever penny we can (though I suspect there
are others who would disagree with this assertion).
With this ruling in hand, the specter of a used
digital marketplace has waned in my feeble, old mind, and I feel obligated to
provide readers with a taste of my work.
Besides,
it's good business.
Second, the most valuable asset for a writer is
the free giveaway. Sure, tweaking prices can lead to surprising results, but
there's no better way to generate instant enthusiasm for your work than by setting
it free. It’s also an excellent way to get unsolicited reviews. Sure, not all
reviews are glowing, and in fact, most of my 1-star reviews come from trolls
who didn’t pay a dime, but I tend to accumulate more positive reviews in this
manner than otherwise.
Third, marketing is invaluable, and I'd be a
fool to pass up effective free marketing.
Within my books are advertisements for other works (for better or worse), which
frequently lead to sales. I use affiliate links in these ads, which nets me
additional revenue when they make a sale in Amazon (and not necessarily for my
work). With all cylinders going, it's hard not to make a hundred dollars per
month off affiliate revenue, which is a nice, painless way to supplement your
income. Providing readers with affiliate links can be just as important as
selling a copy of your book. Occasionally people buy Kindles, which earns you $10-$15
per sale. Sure, it doesn't happen all the time, but it does happen.
To make this work, you've got to get your
affiliate links out there—not just
hundreds but thousands of them. Indeed, the one and only time that I
reached $300 in affiliate revenue came as the result of a large giveaway. The more
eyeballs on your work, the better the results.
Most importantly, even if the download doesn't
result in additional sales or affiliate revenue, exposing new readers to your
work is extremely gratifying. I know that someone out there will enjoy it, and
hopefully, it will inspire positive change in the world.
That's how I feel about A
Little Book About You. It's a simple picture book with a great message. Money
should not be the deterrent. Sure, I'd like to make a sale off it, but I'd much
rather have it in the hands of someone who can benefit from it.
So here, take
it. No strings attached. Download
it. Share it. Read it to your kids. It's my “little” gift to you. Enjoy!
P.S. And don’t forget to get your free Slurpee at 7-Eleven today!
Saturday, May 11, 2013
The Italian Version of Aveline is Now Available!
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| The Italian Version of Aveline is now available on Kobo, Amazon, Barnes & Noble and Smashwords! |
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